"Look, let's just go right on the record and say that everyone who wants to get married should be able to get married. Because ... well, why should heterosexuals be the only ones who are miserable?" - David Letterman
Uttering these sage words during a conversation with Donald Trump, David Letterman framed the gay marriage topic in a wholly different way. Forget equality, why should only straight people be subjected to grating spouses?
Surely Jon Gosselin would like to share the suffering.
With the Miss Universe pageant coming up Sunday, Letterman and Trump rehashed some of the drama of Miss USAs past (cough, Carrie Prejean), and Dave wondered if Miss Universe might just replace the United Nations.
Check out a portion of their conversation below ...