The Dancing with the Stars cast is coming together.
And it's very depressing.
Last month, reports indicated that Ashley Hamilton had signed on for the new season. Who, you might ask? Exactly.
Now, Life & Style confirms that former Incredible Hulk star Lou Ferrigno will bring his steroid-laden body to the dance floor. The actor, who was actually training Michael Jackson for his comeback tour before the music icon died, told the tabloid:
"I had a good meeting with the producers for Dancing With the Stars, it was really positive, and they loved the idea of having me on the show. I've never done that type of dancing before, so I know that I'll have to train hard. I'm a glutton for punishment, so I'll give it my best shot."
Meanwhile, E! News reports that Dean McDermott is negotiating to compete on the show. He's known solely for marrying Tori Spelling and exploiting their children on reality TV.
"He wants to do it," a source said. "He'd be really good at it, too."
Oh, goody. We can barely contain our excitement.