Courtenay Semel Needs Attention, Tila Tequila, New Source of Quotes

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Courtenay Semel might be back together with Tila Tequila.

But she's definitely in need of attention.

The daughter of a former Yahoo! CEO, Semel is the poor woman's Kim Kardashian: she's famous for being rich, but not nearly on the A-list level of her sex tape-starring friend.

While Kim makes headlines for looking good in a bikini and seriously dating an NFL star, Semel must pretend she's a lesbian and appear in public with Tequila every now and then just to stay relevant.

Expect this talentless pair to be spotted again one of these days, as Courtenay relayed the following inspirational quote to her Facebook friends today:

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How very true and profound.

As the all-knowing Gossip Girl so perfectly states above, fate can work in mysterious ways. Sometimes it brings a pair of fake bisexuals together in the name of publicity; other times it causes reporters to realize no one cares about this couple.

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Without any acting gigs, albums or ounces of talent, expect Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila to continue to kiss whenever a camera is around.

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Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

Tila Tequila
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