Sorry, Robert Pattinson.
But a horde of movie goers will soon see what you're privy to every night.
Pattinson's Twilight Saga co-star and likely girlfriend, Kristen Stewart, has lined up her next role: she'll be appearing as a stripper in Welcome To The Rileys, an independent film starring James Gandolfini.
The flick centers around Stewart's character, who unites a grieving couple (played by Gandolfini and Melissa Leo) that has drifted apart following the death of their young daughter.
"It's an independent movie that nobody would normally see," Stewart said, "and now it's like, 'Oh, let's go see 'Bella' in this stripper movie. It'll be crazy!'"
Yup. That pretty much sums up the sentiment of millions of fans.
Before Kristen makes like NeNe Leakes, however, she'll appear as Joan Jett in The Runaways; and, of course, as the aforementioned Swan in New Moon. She's currently filming Eclipse in Vancouver.