Coley Laffoon: Anne Heche Hurt My Feelings!

It feels like June 2007 again, with Anne Heche and Coley Laffoon trading barbs in the press, accusing each other of instability and laziness (respectively).

Some feuds are worth a second go-'round.

Laffoon is firing back after Heche's visit to The Late Show with David Letterman last night, in which she called him a lazy ass among other adjectives.

"I wish Anne Heche could see that public bullying isn't good for the soul or positive for her child. It's mean," lamented Laffoon on his Facebook page.

"After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out personal frustration on the father of her child on national television," added Coley, 35, in a bid to sound important.

No word on whether Coley Laffoon has his $3,700-a-month child support checks from Anne sent directly into his Poker Stars account, or if he prefers casinos.

He apparently works as a real estate agent, but you wouldn't know it from last night's interview, when Anne Heche was asked what her husband's "deal" is, and derided him for bragging about coaching their son's youth soccer team.

Moreover, describing what he does for a living, Heche said, "Dave ... Here's what he does. He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, 'Oh! I got a check from Anne! Oh! I got a check from Anne! Yay!'"

During their contentious divorce, Heche alleged that Laffoon had no job and spent his time ogling naked babes, playing poker online and going to strip clubs.

He responded, of course, that the former lesbian was crazy. Solid argument.

Your move, Anne.