All the random lunatics are coming out of the woodwork.
While Mark Lester and Arnold Klein were actually was friends with Michael Jackson and donated sperm to him, granting at least some validity to rumors that they may be the biological father of his daughter Paris, some people are just bat$h!t crazy.
Exhibit A: Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise.
She has filed three guardianship petitions - one for each of MJ's three kids - claiming "I am the biological mother of Prince Michael Jackson II and his siblings."
So we're supposedly looking at the mother of Michael Jackson Jr., 12, Paris Michael Katherine Jackson, 11, and Prince Michael Jackson II (Blanket), 7. Sure.
MOMMY? Clair Elisabeth Fields Cruise says she's Blanket's.
Somehow we doubt Blanket's mom is Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise. We all know it's Pia Bhatti. And this would also mean Debbie Rowe is not Paris' mother.
To bolster her case, Cruise claims she is married to Michael Jackson "who is now deceased" - hey, at least she got one fact correct in her legal declaration - but is currently "engaged to Prince Michael Jackson II's biological father."
Makes perfect sense to us.
Oh, and she also claims to be the mother of Connor Cruise. Yes, the adopted son of Tom. Wow, they have the same last name. It must be totally true!