Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise, Random Loon, Claims to Be Mother of Michael Jackson's Children

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All the random lunatics are coming out of the woodwork.

While Mark Lester and Arnold Klein were actually was friends with Michael Jackson and donated sperm to him, granting at least some validity to rumors that they may be the biological father of his daughter Paris, some people are just bat$h!t crazy.

Exhibit A: Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise.

She has filed three guardianship petitions - one for each of MJ's three kids - claiming "I am the biological mother of Prince Michael Jackson II and his siblings."

So we're supposedly looking at the mother of Michael Jackson Jr., 12, Paris Michael Katherine Jackson, 11, and Prince Michael Jackson II (Blanket), 7. Sure.

MOMMY? Clair Elisabeth Fields Cruise says she's Blanket's.

Somehow we doubt Blanket's mom is Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise. We all know it's Pia Bhatti. And this would also mean Debbie Rowe is not Paris' mother.

To bolster her case, Cruise claims she is married to Michael Jackson "who is now deceased" - hey, at least she got one fact correct in her legal declaration - but is currently "engaged to Prince Michael Jackson II's biological father."

Makes perfect sense to us.

Oh, and she also claims to be the mother of Connor Cruise. Yes, the adopted son of Tom. Wow, they have the same last name. It must be totally true!

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Mann I believe this lady.You could tell that she is the real mother of Paris and Blanket.you could tell because you could look at Paris And Blanket hair from birth their hair is Naturally Brown and thick like hers especially Paris.And if they was really Michael's Kids they would be looking mixed they wouldn't have been looking like straight up white kids.they don't have any color to them at all....

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That'sIt is none other than Claire herself.

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whoa, these people are insane, i meen like on "living with michael jackson" he simply said that Blanket's mother is BLACK....
and why all of a sudden, whe michael passed, everyone is accusing to be Michael's children Father or son.... im not believing anything of this! this is just toooooo much! i just want these kids to have a DNA test and comes out that Thats Michael's children, so those people that are begging for money cant shut the Hell UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lmao This is so funny i could not control my self she is just a lonnie let on the loss

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Poor to this children..they dont know anything....

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For god sake, leave them alone! Their Dad has died. What is sick is people are now coming out saying, "oh this child is mine" "no he's mine" and Michael isn't around to defend them or protect their identity.
These people are sick. Truely sick.

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can you prove Claire wrong?/// Let's see it?/// Anyway does anyone really know/// Leave the people alone.jheri curls get busy.

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everyone is suddenly saying that they are the children of michael jackson's kids which is a whole lot of bullshit.. they just want to be famous for some reason and have a connection to the dead man. he died weeks ago build a bridge and get over it. his family wants fans to just get on with their lives now so just let the man rest in peace.

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HERE'S THE YOUTUBE VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

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Another me Says: August 10th, 2009 3:11 PM Is "ThatsIt" Bille Jean Jackson? :D NO! I'M YOUR MOMMA, HO!