All the random lunatics are coming out of the woodwork.
While Mark Lester and Arnold Klein were actually was friends with Michael Jackson and donated sperm to him, granting at least some validity to rumors that they may be the biological father of his daughter Paris, some people are just bat$h!t crazy.
Exhibit A: Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise.
She has filed three guardianship petitions - one for each of MJ's three kids - claiming "I am the biological mother of Prince Michael Jackson II and his siblings."
So we're supposedly looking at the mother of Michael Jackson Jr., 12, Paris Michael Katherine Jackson, 11, and Prince Michael Jackson II (Blanket), 7. Sure.
MOMMY? Clair Elisabeth Fields Cruise says she's Blanket's.
Somehow we doubt Blanket's mom is Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise. We all know it's Pia Bhatti. And this would also mean Debbie Rowe is not Paris' mother.
To bolster her case, Cruise claims she is married to Michael Jackson "who is now deceased" - hey, at least she got one fact correct in her legal declaration - but is currently "engaged to Prince Michael Jackson II's biological father."
Makes perfect sense to us.
Oh, and she also claims to be the mother of Connor Cruise. Yes, the adopted son of Tom. Wow, they have the same last name. It must be totally true!
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August 10th, 2009 12:43 PM
Michael's kids God Father: Mark Lester claims to be Paris Jacksons real DAD.
See the full interview on: http://news-and-stars.blogspot.com/2009/08/michaels-kids-god-father-mark-lester.html
August 10th, 2009 1:00 PM
I believe this woman. I did not believe the others, but I believe this one. I, also, believe what she said about Connor Cruise being Michael Jackson's bio son with her. MJ was in Florida at the time, just like she said.
I don't believe she is just another crazy!
August 10th, 2009 2:54 PM
thatsit: you're one stupid, crazy, piece of shit
August 10th, 2009 3:11 PM
Is "ThatsIt" Bille Jean Jackson? :D
August 10th, 2009 4:44 PM
Check her out at TMZ - she held a press conference about this.
Where the heck is her family. She needs help.
August 10th, 2009 6:00 PM
this chick is messed up
August 10th, 2009 7:00 PM
Me Says:
August 10th, 2009 2:54 PM
thatsit: you're one stupid, crazy, piece of shit
YOUR MOMMA! RAT ASS FACE!
August 10th, 2009 7:01 PM
Another me Says:
August 10th, 2009 3:11 PM
Is "ThatsIt" Bille Jean Jackson? :D
NO! I'M YOUR MOMMA, HO!
August 10th, 2009 11:50 PM
I spent the better part of a rainy afternoon combing "Her Holiness The Dali Lama" (amongst other self-appointed, bizarre appellations, listed on her bipolar MySpace Page).
I compiled a bullet-list of the top bizarre fantasies (over 50) to which she is laying claim, and believe it or not, 'the extracted embryo of Paris Jackson' barely dents the top 20 (e.g., she is the co-writer among other Rock Classics, Queen's "We Are the Champions" She also named George Michael...whatever that means).
If you don't have three hours to kill, or do, but hate MySpace as much as me, you can't do much better than reading the list, while viewing the accompanying Press Conference she gave this afternoon--all neatly collected in the same nut HERE - http://tinyurl.com/lqskwu . (That's my video blog: http://www.visualguidanceltd.blogspot.com - for non-bit.ly's)
And should you be hungry for more unusual aspects of the MJ Freak Show, you should also consider following @mrjyn at Twitter HERE: http://twitter.com/mrjyn -- the easiest way to keep track of my blog and NICHOPOULOUZO YouTube Channel, which have become a shrine to Uri Geller, Mark Lester, Dr. Conrad Murray, et al.
Thanks,
mossie
P.S. Free Britney's post http://bit.ly/C08m7 has been the most thorough of the Tabs I've found today, and I applaud her after my own slogging-through of the most entertaining, but mentally fatiguing material I've read in a long time.
August 11th, 2009 12:09 AM
HERE'S THE YOUTUBE VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRkhObnrWVI