Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise Gives Possibly the Best Press Conference Ever

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Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise, the lovable nut job who claims to be the mother of Michael Jackson's children (and Connor Cruise), needs a psychiatrist ASAP.

Seriously, if you know this woman, go to her. She needs you.

But her depraved lunacy doesn't stop the press conference she gave yesterday from being oh-so-entertaining. After filing for guardianship of Blanket, Paris and Prince, Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise enlightened us with the following revelations:

  • Michael "has always known" he is the father of Connor Cruise, but was happy to give him up to Tom and Nicole Kidman for adoption because he did not like the color of his skin (nothing like making up stories and being racist).
  • Michael Jackson, Jr., a.k.a. Prince Michael I, and the oldest of the three children, was fathered by Cyril Raul, who "lives in France."
  • Paris Jackson's father is a man named Julian Bleacker, Claire's "unofficial college sweetheart." Sorry, Mark Lester. Tough break.
  • As for how the children were conceived, the nut job said "there is technology that is in existence" to remove the conceived children from her body and insert them into the bodies of the surrogates who gave birth to them.

Check out all this and more in the crazy video below ...

In case you're wondering how this wacko was granted a public forum, before Michael Jackson's will can be entered into probate and its instructions carried out, the law provides people excluded from the will the opportunity to object in court.

The court doesn't have to do anything about it, but they can (and will) be heard. Thus, we get to meet wannabe baby mamas like Cruise and Billie Jean Jackson.

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