Britney Spears Delivers Top 10 List on Letterman

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Britney Spears, wearing a cute bikini as has been her custom this week, read the Top 10 list on Tuesday night's episode of The Late Show with David Letterman.

Striking one sexy pose after another, crossing and uncrossing her legs like a madman in the pre-taped segment, the pop star enlightened us with the ...

Top 10 Ways the Country Would Be Different if Britney Spears Were President

  1. Finally the media would pay attention to me!
  2. Three words: Vice President Diddy!
  3. Challenge U.S. to put night club on the moon by the end of the decade.
  4. American might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
  5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
  6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance, Circus fantasy.
  7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms casino in Las Vegas.
  8. Free pie for everybody.
  9. We'd only invade fun places like Cabo.
  10. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.

Our favorite is #4. Check out the video of Britney Spears' Top 10 below ...

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Spears is a potty-mouthed cretin. Don't go away mad, honey, just go away.