Breaking News: Jennifer Aniston Dates Famous Guys

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Jennifer Aniston has been seen holding hands with Gerard Butler lately.

This could be seen as a nice thing, especially for someone as pathetic and hurt as certain tabloids want us to believe the 40-year-old actress is. But no. In the new Us Weekly, "friends" say Aniston only pursues guys who can keep her profile high.

"Jen won't date a normal guy," a source says. "She goes after the hottest thing of the moment, what she knows will get her the most time in the spotlight."

Aniston is currently filming The Bounty with Gerard Butler, sparking rumors of a romance. Soon enough, he'll grow tired of her and she'll be lonely and sad.

That's the way it always goes. According to magazines.

Lonely Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston just wants to be famous! Gosh!

Before Butler, Jennifer Aniston pursued Bradley Cooper, and she's also dated John Mayer, and of course was married to Brad Pitt for about four years.

So she must just be stalking the biggest stars of the moment, right?

That makes perfect sense. It's not like she's world-famous, ridiculously wealthy and pretty herself or anything. What a ridiculous attention whore.


Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Jennifer Aniston

You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

Jennifer Aniston