Aubrey O'Day Pretends to Crush on Samantha Ronson

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Aubrey O'Day appears to have woken up this week and realized that she hadn't made headlines in months.

As a result, she mumbled a nonsensical critique of Heidi Montag's Playboy pics.

Then, in her ever-lasting attempt to fake lesbianism in order to draw attention to herself, O'Day told Curve Magazine that she and Samantha Ronson would be "perfect together."

Yes, Samantha Ronson.

"Every time I see her, I want to go over and talk to her, but it's like she's going to be like, 'You're that girl that tried to say you're gay everywhere,' and I'm like, 'No, I promise — get to know me. We'd be perfect together,'" Aubrey said.

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Aubrey O'Day would love to break herself off a piece of this... so she claims.

Of course, Ronson and Lindsay Lohan have had quite the contentious relationship.

But O'Day says this would never happen if she dated Samantha because Aubrey doesn't crave celebrity gossip headlines. (We were almost able to write that with a straight face.)

"It was just, like, on every cover, on every tabloid. Their relationship has been her job for the past year... You just can't live up to that entire Disneyland circus that went on in your relationship," O'Day said.

So well said, Aubrey. In unrelated, non-attention grabbing news, check out O'Day's half-naked, all oiled up Twitter pics!

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I don't get it why do most lesbeians look like a man? if I were a lesbeian I would want someone like me who wears nice clothes does her makeup shaves I mean having a woman who looks like a man defeats the whole purpose of being with a woman does'nt it?

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U WILL NEVER BE WITH SAM and i hope she and lindsay will stay together ROHAN FOREVER

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aubrey is an AW, but lots of girls crush on sam ronson. go to her gigs its nothing new. there are girls there trying to give her their number and hook up. she is the poster girl for a certain type of gay and bi curious girl right now.