Aubrey O'Day Pretends to Crush on Samantha Ronson

Aubrey O'Day appears to have woken up this week and realized that she hadn't made headlines in months.

As a result, she mumbled a nonsensical critique of Heidi Montag's Playboy pics.

Then, in her ever-lasting attempt to fake lesbianism in order to draw attention to herself, O'Day told Curve Magazine that she and Samantha Ronson would be "perfect together."

Yes, Samantha Ronson.

"Every time I see her, I want to go over and talk to her, but it's like she's going to be like, 'You're that girl that tried to say you're gay everywhere,' and I'm like, 'No, I promise — get to know me. We'd be perfect together,'" Aubrey said.

Aubrey O'Day would love to break herself off a piece of this... so she claims.

Of course, Ronson and Lindsay Lohan have had quite the contentious relationship.

But O'Day says this would never happen if she dated Samantha because Aubrey doesn't crave celebrity gossip headlines. (We were almost able to write that with a straight face.)

"It was just, like, on every cover, on every tabloid. Their relationship has been her job for the past year... You just can't live up to that entire Disneyland circus that went on in your relationship," O'Day said.

So well said, Aubrey. In unrelated, non-attention grabbing news, check out O'Day's half-naked, all oiled up Twitter pics!