Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter is blowin’ the f*%k up this morning.
Not surprisingly, it's ablaze with accusations of lying and the alleged actress feeling sorry for herself. The Crotch of Fire has been cranking out Tweets left and right.
About being lied to - again, and again - by someone she loves.
The sad Twitter messages were followed up by an irritated, grammatically terrible note sent to Samantha Ronson, asking if her on-off girlfriend was on her way to pick her up. Annabelle "should of" gotten Lindsay with her, duh.
Could Samantha be the liar in question?
In other news, Lindsay Lohan's Twitter pic is Michael Jackson.
She mentions being her father's daughter - Michael Lohan must be so proud - and implies that someone lying to her who she loves hurts doubly because of it.
Also hilarious? Lohan claims, amid whining about being lied to by Samantha Ronson or whomever has been speaking half-truths about God knows what, that her "miserable" night comes on the heels of her being "finally back on track."
Lindsay Lohan is back on track? Since when? Was there a press release about this? Guess we missed that somewhere, along with her being a workaholic.
Just stick to posting crotch shots and topless pics on Twitter, Lindsay. No one cares about your relationship drama. At least not after the last 114 breakups.
Another day, another Twitter meltdown for HoHan. [Photo: Fame Pictures]