Lindsay Lohan stars in the ABC Family movie Labor Pains this weekend.

We cannot WAIT to watch that. Then watch it again on DVR later.

Her alter ego is appearing in something less family-friendly, however. But a film that may actually get higher ratings. An adult film spoof - a play on E!'s True Hollywood Stories - featuring Lohan is due out soon, and we've got the trailer below.

"Untrue Hollywood Stories" chronicles "Lindsay's" tumultuous career and relationship with Samantha Ronson ... and her getting ransacked by Ron Jeremy of course.

Check out the (perfectly watchable at work) preview of faux Lindsay's new movie. Girl looks even raunchier and more of a train wreck than LiLo in real life!

Lindsay Lohan Untrue Hollywood Stories Promo

We can't wait for her Twitter ramblings about this. She'll probably say it's not dirty enough to be her or that her doppelganger needs to snort more coke.