Ready to play America's favorite celebrity gossip game?!?
Tabloids across the country are engaged in a battle of Let's Speculate on Robert Pattinson's Love Life!
Despite a lack of sources that are willing to provide their names or connections to the actor, numerous publications continue to run cover stories on whether or not he's dating costar Kristen Stewart.
Earlier this week, for example, OK! claimed Stewart was practicing her art of seduction in order to win Robert back.
Days prior to that report, Life & Style said the relationship was over. Millions of Twilight fans across the nation wept, as did those that still believe in journalistic integrity.
Now, People is jumping into the false-reporting fray. Its latest issue pretends to cover Pattinson's "messy love life," especially his "hookups, rumors and a love triangle."
In the end, at least, the magazine states that Robert really just wants his costar. We assume that means Stewart. Then again, it could be a reference to Remember Me's Emilie de Ravin. Uh-oh. Let the speculation begin anew...
Robert Pattinson has a messy love life. In less cover-worthy news, Walter Cronkite died last week.