Lindsay Lohan Launches Lame Production Company

Reports have surfaced today that Lindsay Lohan is somehow launching a new company with partner Kristi Kaylor. Skinny Bitch Unforgettable Productions will develop and produce a slate of TV series, films, documentaries and online content.

No, it will not produce adult films. That was our first question too!

Kristi Kaylor oversees Lohan's 6126 fashion line. Ryan Seacrest is said to be a major part of the newly founded organization as well. Hey, at least they won't have a big food budget. Gotta keep overhead down in these tough times.

Last month, the American Idol host Tweeted about a "reality show idea" he had for Lohan, 23, after the two went clubbing at Hollywood hot spot H. Wood.

Now, the alleged workaholic taking the first step in that direction.

Bored senseless, Lindsay Lohan is starting a company. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

"I have created some projects that I am very excited to bring to television, both on the scripted and non-scripted side," said the one-time movie star.

"I have a few scripts and books that I have kept my eyes on [which] I feel very fortunate to develop and package them under my new company."

Among the shows Lindsay Lohan - with Seacrest's assistance - is reportedly working on are Faux Real, touted as an Entourage for the fashion world; and a dating-themed game show called That's What Friends Are For. Yes, really.

Oh, and we can't possibly forget their planned documentary series focusing on a specific cause in conjunction with a charitable organization. Zzzzzz.

Congrats to the accused spray tan thief on her new venture. We're sure it will be wildly successful, given her recent track record and work ethic.