• Alarm clock at Target: $19.99.
• Falling asleep and missing your own concert: $432,000.00!

Rapper Lil Wayne is being sued, and it has nothing to do with ramming them hos and knocking them up. Red City Entertainment claims it fronted $432,000 for a Lil Wayne concert in the Bahamas and he slept through it.

They are not happy.

On last September 27 in the island nation, there were plenty of lights and cameras, but no action whatsoever, because Lil Wayne was passed out in his hotel room.

When he didn't show for the performance, cops went to his hotel and found him unconscious. Which means it's likely he was doing more than catching up on Zs.

In the lawsuit, Red City says it gave Wayne a $210,000 advance. The balance is for his hotel expenses and various costs involved in throwing the failed concert.

No word on Nivea Hamilton and Lauren London where there.

ZZZ: Lil Wayne should have had one of the seven Bahaman hookers he probably had in bed with him at the time wake him up for the show. [Photo: Fame Pictures]