Speedy, the mysterious, mono-monikered entrepreneur who has been dating Lady Gaga for months now, has broken up with his dance-pop diva girlfriend.
The final straw came this week after Lady Gaga photos showing her snogging another fella made it into the Sun (UK) a close to the former couple reports.
The ill-advised make-out session occurred at the restaurant Balans in London, where Gaga brought her entourage following her gig at Brixton Academy.
"He was so disappointed, but he is not into cheaters," says a source of the man still known only Speedy (below). "It was hard enough for them to be in a long-distance relationship, but then this came out and it was over for him."
It's all over for Lady Gaga had her random, oddly-named boyfriend Speedy.
The 31-year-old Los Angeles resident had put his business - whatever the heck that might consist of - on hold to accompany Lady Gaga, 23, on tour.
The previously happy duo, who met on the set of her "Love Game" video, vacationed last month in Hawaii, and were spotted smooching on the beach.
Soon enough, though, it all went downhill.
Maybe the distance did them in. Maybe it was Lady Gaga's habit of sleeping with her band. Maybe "Speedy" refers to his performance in areas where it is not ideal.
We may never know.