Man, we've gotta get ourselves a Hollywood Gossip Beach House.

The smart folks at Sierra Mist have already thought of this, as there's apparently a Sierra Mist Beach House in Malibu.

It's genius advertising, as the residence just hosts parties with beautiful people that spend the day looking gorgeous and drinking this poor man's version of Sprite.

Kim Kardashian stopped by this week. The socialite grilled a few burgers, posed for a few photos and generally proved that the person who invented bikinis had this beauty in mind.

After staring at this hot picture, we could really go for some Sierra Mist. Wonder where we got that craving from!

Last week, Kim announced plans to release a CD. This is clearly a ridiculous idea, but we'll get behind it if she promises to wear nothing but a bikini in every music video for it.

Below, Kardashian shows off more of her body, along with her love for this great nation. Click on each image to enlarge it...