At least Kim Kardashian is being upfront about her latest attention-seeking maneuver.

The socialite can't sing, can't dance and can't act.

Therefore, she must resort to tactics such as following the latest trend, posting a photo on her blog and alerting celebrity gossip outlets about it. Granted, we're giving in to Kardashian by posting the following image... but that doesn't mean we like doing it!

"Since vampires are all the rage right now, [makeup artist] Troy Jensen and I thought it would be cool to try out a more gothic, almost sinister look!" Kim wrote on her website. "This look was inspired by Prada's fall 2009 runway show and it is so unlike anything I've ever done!"

That's because you don't feast on human blood, Kim.

While it's true that the Twilight Saga and The CW's upcoming The Vampire Diaries are major topics of pop culture conversation, we don't see any other celebrities so desperate for attention that they're randomly dressing up like vampires.

Can't Kim just make another sex tape and call it a day?