You could call Kid Rock the anti-Ashton Kutcher.
While the latter has amassed more Twitter followers than there are people in the state of Rhode Island, the former would just as soon kill himself than Tweet.
And while we dislike his use of "gay" as an apparent synonym for "lame," there is something to be said about this honest, surprisingly self-aware analysis:
"It's gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I'm going to tell them, 'Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er,'" the rocker recently told Rolling Stone.
"I don't have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything relevant, I'm going to bottle up and squeeze it onto a record somewhere."
We suppose that's for the best. That was more than 140 characters anyway.
Guess that means this guy isn't the real Kid Rock too. We feel so used.