Jon Gosselin Returns Home, is Douchebag

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After a crazy week and a half of galavanting around with his new mediocre girlfriends (plural) Jon Gosselin finally returned home to see his eight kids.

Smoking a cigarette, Jon was spotted Tuesday in Wernersville, Pa., at a car wash, a UPS store and the bank, as well as the Gosselins' home, of course.

Here's the newly-single role model back on his home turf, looking as classy as ever and showing the world why he has become such a true player ...

Grade A Douchebag

How can any woman resist Jon Gosselin? [Photo: Splash News Online]

Jon had been in New York City, where he recently set up shop in a bachelor pad on the Upper West Side and found himself embroiled in serious gossip.

After being spotted with 22-year-old stoner Hailey Glassman, and parading her around France during a "business" trip, Jon Gosselin was then romantically linked to a Star Magazine reporter, Kate Major, who resigned due to a "conflict of interest."

Jon confirmed that he is in a relationship with Kate Major, but then did an abrupt 180 and said he is single - and vowing to stay out of the headlines.

"It's crazy," he said. "I don't want [eight-year-old twins] Mady and Cara Googling me, and I have to explain [a photo] and lose that trust between my children. It's dumb. Or explain it to my ex, Kate. Or explain to anybody what's going on."

A little late for that, Jon.

Perhaps he should have reexamined these priorities before he cheated on his wife with Deanna Hummel, let alone dated two girls at the same time 15 seconds after filing for divorce. Better get the sextuplets started on therapy ASAP.

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She is a cheating whore also. Pair of total DOUCHEBAGS!!!!

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Jon has to be completely stupid to think that he can behave like a baboon in heat and not have the world know about it. He's like a child who covers his/her eyes and thinks that no one can see him! idiot. BUT, since when did 32 become middle-aged??? Well, he does look a lot older than that, anyway.

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