Faux Jon Gosselin Launches Match.com Profile

Attention, ladies. Jon Gosselin is single and ready to mingle.

Fresh off his divorce announcement, the estranged Mr. Kate Gosselin has already put up a new profile on Match.com! Get him while he's hot!

Okay, it's not actually his real profile. But it is really funny.

In his Match.com ad, a faux Jon Gosselin says his interests include Ed Hardy t-shirts, tractors, Bluetooths and "always sitting on this end of the couch."

Username JonMinus9 hopes prospective mates can accept that he "already has eight half-white babies." They, that hasn't turned off Deanna Hummel ...