Faux Jon Gosselin Launches Match.com Profile

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Attention, ladies. Jon Gosselin is single and ready to mingle.

Fresh off his divorce announcement, the estranged Mr. Kate Gosselin has already put up a new profile on Match.com! Get him while he's hot!

Okay, it's not actually his real profile. But it is really funny.

In his Match.com ad, a faux Jon Gosselin says his interests include Ed Hardy t-shirts, tractors, Bluetooths and "always sitting on this end of the couch."

Username JonMinus9 hopes prospective mates can accept that he "already has eight half-white babies." They, that hasn't turned off Deanna Hummel ...

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Kate Gosselin has a match.com video too!! Its on the front page of Funny or die!
http://www.funnyordie.com/vide...

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He better look out, he is getting fat.