Jon Gosselin Engaged to Hailey Glassman, Tabloid Reports

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In the most hilarious wedding rumor we've heard in some time, In Touch Weekly is reporting in its new issue that Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman are engaged.

Wow. And we thought OK! Magazine's story about Debbie Rowe demanding $100 million in exchange for giving up custody of Michael Jackson's kids was absurd.

According to this reputable celebrity news source, Jon and his new party animal girlfriend decided to tie the knot after he proposed on their trip to St. Tropez.

Reportedly, the couple is already planning the wedding and entertaining the idea of getting hitched in Las Vegas. We're definitely holding our breath for that.

Jon Gosselin Engaged?

An "insider" told the magazine that the Jon & Kate Plus 8 papa gave Hailey a $180,000 engagement ring featuring four black diamonds surrounding a skull.

While that does sound like the sort of thing a d-bag such as Jon Gosselin might pick out, there is no way he is possibly engaged to Hailey Glassman, since:

  • His divorce proceedings with Kate Gosselin are barely underway, making it impossible to legally marry Hailey anytime soon even if he wanted to.
  • This would torpedo any chance of Jon & Kate Plus 8 coming back on the air, and face it, dude has eight mouths to feed and needs the money.
  • Appealing as it may be to date someone who is the complete opposite of grating wife Kate, no way Jon marries this complete ditz. No way.

Come on. Look at this piece of work. Does this look like a model stepmom to you? Click to enlarge more Hailey Glassman pictures below and see our point:

Hailey Glassman Mug Shot
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Somebody please, make this stupid boy and his little skanks go away.

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Jon and Kate need to both grow up and think about their kids. Moneys not everything those kids need the love of their parents. Have your midlife crises after you kids are grownup. Shame on you.