John Mayer Denies Jessica Simpson Re-Boned

First, Nick Lachey went on record that there was no truth to reports he may be getting back together with his newly single ex-wife, Jessica Simpson.

Now comes bad news for fans hoping Simpson’s ex-boyfriend John Mayer will heal her heart. Well, assuming anyone was hoping that. He won't be.

"Absolutely not," Mayer's pal Rob Dyrdek, 35, told People Monday night at Ryan Scheckler's X Games Celebrity Skins Classic" in Coto De Caza, Calif.

The douchebag and Jessica Simpson dated on-and-off for a year before splitting in 2007. Dyrdek says he "wouldn't rule out" a reunion, but adds:

"I'm just saying [I don't think so]."

Johnicca was pretty much the sexiest couple in history.

Earlier this month, the lame singer found himself in the middle of Simpson's breakup with her boyfriend, Tony Romo, as reports surfaced that he had been texting the pop star. In May, a source reported the exes "have been in touch."

Whatever the reason, Romo locked her out of his gated community shortly after their breakup, and Mayer does not seem interested in her at all.

Still, it looks like Jessica Simpson will need more than her new "revenge diet" to snare a new man. She may need a new personality altogether.