Jessica Simpson was born 29 years ago today.
Who would have ever guessed this small-town Texas girl would one day become one of the biggest stars around, with no discernible singing or acting talent? It's a great testament to both strong marketing and males' collective love of breasts.
We salute you, Jessica Simpson!
In honor of this special day, here are 29 of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures through the years. Click to enlarge these classics, past and present ...