Happy 29th Birthday, Jessica Simpson!

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Jessica Simpson was born 29 years ago today.

Who would have ever guessed this small-town Texas girl would one day become one of the biggest stars around, with no discernible singing or acting talent? It's a great testament to both strong marketing and males' collective love of breasts.

We salute you, Jessica Simpson!

In honor of this special day, here are 29 of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures through the years. Click to enlarge these classics, past and present ...

  • J-Simpz
  • And One More Thing ...
  • Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo
  • Bust-Boosting Dress
  • Jessica the Goddess
  • Not Fat
  • Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke
  • No Comment
  • Double Belted
  • Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever
  • Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert!
  • Rah Rah Romo
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    Yonutzz

    That sucks, I think Nick and Jess (especially Nick) should work on elaibsishtng their careers first before getting tied down with a kid. It seems like Jess is starting to be taken seriously by a more adult market, but if she has a kid, she won't be able to do even the limited promotions she has been doing. Nick's career needs a lot of work. That is, of course, unless they decided to do a new MTV reality show based on their being parents?

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    lacie

    omg thats so awesome we share a birthday mine is on july 10th to so cool!!!

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    lacie

    omg we hav the same birthday mine is july 10th to awesome!!!

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    shai

    this message is for the two ignorant people who posted kind messages about Jessica Simpson. You obviously have your head in the clouds. Jessica is attractive and although she may for now have some successful clothing and shoe lines, the woman is a nut case!!!!! She owes her success to her ex-husband!! If it weren't for him and their show (which she got because she was married to Nick) she would be nowhere on the radar! She is also bad personal luck! As long as she is with Tony Homo, you mark my word, the Cowboys will NEVER win past maybe first round of the playoffs! Tony Homo and Jessica go good together because they are of the same class. Nick was way, way to good for her.

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    NINA04

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!!! THESE TABLOIDS ARE SO UNTRUE. YOU ARE A VERY TALENTED AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN! YOUR FASHION COLLECTION IS INCREDIBLE! I CANT GET ENOUGH OF IT. KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING! WISH YOU NOTHING BUT THE BEST BC YOU DESERVE IT. XOXO