Happy 29th Birthday, Jessica Simpson!
Jessica Simpson was born 29 years ago today.
Who would have ever guessed this small-town Texas girl would one day become one of the biggest stars around, with no discernible singing or acting talent? It's a great testament to both strong marketing and males' collective love of breasts.
We salute you, Jessica Simpson!
In honor of this special day, here are 29 of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures through the years. Click to enlarge these classics, past and present ...
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March 4th, 2010 8:45 PM
omg thats so awesome we share a birthday mine is on july 10th to so cool!!!
March 4th, 2010 8:44 PM
omg we hav the same birthday mine is july 10th to awesome!!!
July 11th, 2009 12:47 PM
this message is for the two ignorant people who posted kind messages about Jessica Simpson. You obviously have your head in the clouds. Jessica is attractive and although she may for now have some successful clothing and shoe lines, the woman is a nut case!!!!! She owes her success to her ex-husband!! If it weren't for him and their show (which she got because she was married to Nick) she would be nowhere on the radar! She is also bad personal luck! As long as she is with Tony Homo, you mark my word, the Cowboys will NEVER win past maybe first round of the playoffs! Tony Homo and Jessica go good together because they are of the same class. Nick was way, way to good for her.
July 11th, 2009 10:32 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!!! THESE TABLOIDS ARE SO UNTRUE. YOU ARE A VERY TALENTED AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN! YOUR FASHION COLLECTION IS INCREDIBLE! I CANT GET ENOUGH OF IT. KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING! WISH YOU NOTHING BUT THE BEST BC YOU DESERVE IT. XOXO
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July 10th, 2009 2:31 PM
Happy 29th Birthday Ms. Jessica Simpson!!!! Yur totally AWESOME!!!!!!! Although yur almost outta yur 20s and into yur 30s yu still look like yur only in yur early 20s and maybe even still in yur teens!!!!!! Ain't that just SWEET!!!!!? I wish tha nothing more but the best for yu!!! I think yur a really awesome, sweet, fun, cool person and I want yu to be happy in life!!!! Also one other thing... Don't let these tabloid assholes get yu down regarding yur weight!!! Yu look like and ARE a real woman!!!! Real women are supposed to look beautiful and curvaceous!!!! Anyways, I hope yu enjoy yur 29th birthday, I also plan to meet yu someday and I think yur a wonderful person!!! GOD BLESS YU!!!!!!!!! THANKS AGAIN!!!!!