Happy 29th Birthday, Jessica Simpson!

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Jessica Simpson was born 29 years ago today.

Who would have ever guessed this small-town Texas girl would one day become one of the biggest stars around, with no discernible singing or acting talent? It's a great testament to both strong marketing and males' collective love of breasts.

We salute you, Jessica Simpson!

In honor of this special day, here are 29 of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures through the years. Click to enlarge these classics, past and present ...

J-Simpz
And One More Thing ...
Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo
Bust-Boosting Dress
Jessica the Goddess
Not Fat
Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke
No Comment
Double Belted
Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever
Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert!
Rah Rah Romo
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Jessica Simpson Biography

Not a Major Movie Star By Any Means
Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson