In 2004, soon after Kobe Bryant was accused of sexual assault and admitted to cheating on his wife, he bought Vanessa Bryant an eight-carat diamond ring.
Based on photos of the couple at this year's ESPY Awards, it's clear why: he needed something large enough to match her breasts! (And he had to apologize for the whole infidelity, accusatory rape thing.)
Indeed, Kobe has been nominated for Best Male Athlete and Best Championship Performance at this year's ESPN-sponsored ceremony, but his wife has already sewn up the award for Most Ridiculous, Gigantic Cleavage.
As you can see below, her nipples have also won Most Unwelcome Red Carpet Guests. Put those things away, Vanessa!
[Photos: Fame Pictures]
Based on his attitude and general awfulness as a human being, we think Kobe Bryant is a piece of $hit.
In related news, Vanessa was accused of forcing her former maid to wipe her hand with dog feces earlier this year.
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14 Comments
July 17th, 2009 11:55 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
July 18th, 2009 11:40 AM
has she no shame?
July 18th, 2009 3:30 PM
Vanessa Bryant has no class. She never has and never will. That dress is disgusting, and so is she, but then what can you expect from a Bryant. It just goes to show money can't buy class or respect.
July 18th, 2009 7:49 PM
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! She looks like a cow.
July 19th, 2009 2:31 AM
well she is trashy-------------- but kobe not
July 19th, 2009 3:22 AM
My, that dress is simply craptacular. The boobs are downright gross too. Zero class and less taste. Her taste in husbands is suffering too. A couple of repulsive people, definitely. I can feel my lunch at the back of my throat thanks to those photos. I may never ear again.
July 19th, 2009 3:25 AM
i mea, i may never eat again, not "ear again." Also, I'm blind now because my eyes have packed their bags and announced their intention to leave home and never return due to the aesthetic assault they were forced to endure when I made the mistake of looking at those photos.
July 19th, 2009 9:57 PM
THAT DRESS IS HIDIOUS!!!! SHE KINDA LOOKS FAT TOO. SHE MITE HAVE GOTTTEN SURGERY ER SUMTHIN. HAS SHE NO SHAME AT ALLLLL????? SHA PROBABLY THINKS SHE CAN EASILY MANIPULATE MEN....STUPID WOMAN!!!
July 21st, 2009 9:38 AM
all you guys are funny...its a fucking picture, get over yourselves...lol
July 25th, 2009 12:25 AM
The author of this article must be leading a perfect life by example? otherwise I see no reason to denigrate Kobe Bryant for his past action which he asked for forgiveness. Maybe you dont believe in forgiving because you dont make mistakes? Nevetheless, what takes in there relationship is no on your business.
NO GUY WOULD EVER TURN DOWN VANESSA BRYANT AND SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN 99.9% OF THE GIRLS COMMENTING ON HER.