You are not signed in. Login or Register

Giant Boob Alert: Kobe Bryant, Wife's Cleavage

In 2004, soon after Kobe Bryant was accused of sexual assault and admitted to cheating on his wife, he bought Vanessa Bryant an eight-carat diamond ring.

Based on photos of the couple at this year's ESPY Awards, it's clear why: he needed something large enough to match her breasts! (And he had to apologize for the whole infidelity, accusatory rape thing.)

Indeed, Kobe has been nominated for Best Male Athlete and Best Championship Performance at this year's ESPN-sponsored ceremony, but his wife has already sewn up the award for Most Ridiculous, Gigantic Cleavage.

As you can see below, her nipples have also won Most Unwelcome Red Carpet Guests. Put those things away, Vanessa!

The Nipples of Vanessa BryantVanessa Bryant, Nipples

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

Based on his attitude and general awfulness as a human being, we think Kobe Bryant is a piece of $hit.

In related news, Vanessa was accused of forcing her former maid to wipe her hand with dog feces earlier this year.

Related Posts


14 Comments

Next »
1 2
  1. CARLOS Says:

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  2. Clueless Says:

    has she no shame?

  3. crystal Says:

    Vanessa Bryant has no class. She never has and never will. That dress is disgusting, and so is she, but then what can you expect from a Bryant. It just goes to show money can't buy class or respect.

  4. shelly Says:

    moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! She looks like a cow.

  5. toor jasdev Says:

    well she is trashy-------------- but kobe not

  6. edie Says:

    My, that dress is simply craptacular. The boobs are downright gross too. Zero class and less taste. Her taste in husbands is suffering too. A couple of repulsive people, definitely. I can feel my lunch at the back of my throat thanks to those photos. I may never ear again.

  7. edie Says:

    i mea, i may never eat again, not "ear again." Also, I'm blind now because my eyes have packed their bags and announced their intention to leave home and never return due to the aesthetic assault they were forced to endure when I made the mistake of looking at those photos.

  8. ana=] Says:

    THAT DRESS IS HIDIOUS!!!! SHE KINDA LOOKS FAT TOO. SHE MITE HAVE GOTTTEN SURGERY ER SUMTHIN. HAS SHE NO SHAME AT ALLLLL????? SHA PROBABLY THINKS SHE CAN EASILY MANIPULATE MEN....STUPID WOMAN!!!

  9. Tim Says:

    all you guys are funny...its a fucking picture, get over yourselves...lol

  10. wildcats08 Says:

    The author of this article must be leading a perfect life by example? otherwise I see no reason to denigrate Kobe Bryant for his past action which he asked for forgiveness. Maybe you dont believe in forgiving because you dont make mistakes? Nevetheless, what takes in there relationship is no on your business.

    NO GUY WOULD EVER TURN DOWN VANESSA BRYANT AND SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN 99.9% OF THE GIRLS COMMENTING ON HER.

Next »
1 2

Leave a Comment

You are posting as a guest. To post as a user, please Login or Register.

Name:

E-Mail:

Remember My Info

Your Comments
No need for HTML formatting, we insert line breaks. Allowed tags: <b> <i> <a>

Featured Posts

Levi Johnston Playgirl Pictures: Nude & Released!
Levi Johnston Playgirl Pictures: Nude & Released!
Miley Cyrus Bus Crash Leaves One Dead
Miley Cyrus Bus Crash Leaves One Dead
Adam Lambert: Outraged Over Out Magazine Controversy
Adam Lambert: Outraged Over Out Magazine Controversy

Featured Pics

Celebrities

Britney Spears
Britney Spears
Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian
Lauren Conrad
Lauren Conrad
Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag
Zac Efron
Zac Efron
Vanessa Hudgens
Vanessa Hudgens
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus
Spencer Pratt
Spencer Pratt
Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson
Adam Lambert
Adam Lambert
Taylor Lautner
Taylor Lautner
Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
Khloe Kardashian
Khloe Kardashian
Levi Johnston
Levi Johnston
Hailey Glassman
Hailey Glassman
Carrie Prejean
Carrie Prejean