Giant Boob Alert: Kobe Bryant, Wife's Cleavage
by Hilton Hater at .In 2004, soon after Kobe Bryant was accused of sexual assault and admitted to cheating on his wife, he bought Vanessa Bryant an eight-carat diamond ring.
Based on photos of the couple at this year's ESPY Awards, it's clear why: he needed something large enough to match her breasts! (And he had to apologize for the whole infidelity, accusatory rape thing.)
Indeed, Kobe has been nominated for Best Male Athlete and Best Championship Performance at this year's ESPN-sponsored ceremony, but his wife has already sewn up the award for Most Ridiculous, Gigantic Cleavage.
As you can see below, her nipples have also won Most Unwelcome Red Carpet Guests. Put those things away, Vanessa!
[Photos: Fame Pictures]
Based on his attitude and general awfulness as a human being, we think Kobe Bryant is a piece of $hit.
In related news, Vanessa was accused of forcing her former maid to wipe her hand with dog feces earlier this year.
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Comments (19 Total)
Hi Kobe Bryant how are you doing today
KOBE BRYANT is awesome his mad skills in basketball are crazy!!. But his so HOTT that he could get a prettier & so much hotter wife than vannessa!!.. Go LAXERS
Kobe needs to be shot letting her walk out the house looking like a skeet,skeet. Man you can see her bulls eye patch areola ! That's not cute boo boo, u have to much money to look like a ten dollar trick !!!!!! But she looks way better than Khloe Kardashian fat pie face looking ass.
Well...there's o need to show those..
so you guys just gonna sit here and try to talk down on people and there actions/styles without putting your life out there. if you have a wife that looks better than her, than please post here up and any female talking down on her is most likely jealous.