Faux Kate Gosselin Releases Match.com Profile

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The faux Jon Gosselin Match.com ad was pretty awesome.

The newly-released Kate Gosselin counterpart is as well.

In a Match.com profile spoof produced by Funny or Die, Kate Gosselin is looking for a man who likes backwards mullets - party in the front, soccer mom in the back - and doesn't mind stretch marks. An obscene amount of stretch marks.

As for some facts about herself, Kate (username KatePlus8Minus1Hawaiian) she says she has eight fatherless kids who live in Crooked Houses and she never cries.

Ever. She then proceeds to cry. It's wrong, but hilarious ...

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