You gotta love Dina Lohan.

And by "love," we mean "hope she chokes on her daughter's drunken vomit and is never heard from again."

Speaking to Life & Style last week, the awful mother of Lindsay and Ali claimed money wasn't the motivation for starring in her ridiculous E! reality show, while adding that she was the one who put an end to Living Lohan.

"I only did the show to defuse the rumors," Dina said. "And then they wanted us to do these crazy things, like my son cheating on his girlfriend, me faking a pregnancy. I was like, 'No, no, no! They had ideas that weren't conducive to our ideas."

Sorry, Kate Gosselin. But even you have a long way to go before snatching the title of World's Worst Mother from Dina Lohan.

Fortunately, the world hasn't seen the last of the self-proclaimed "White Oprah" on the small screen.

"We're working with another network on another idea," she said. "Yeah, not reality per se, but a realistic show."

Rumors state that it may be called My Life as a Pimp: How to Spawn Attention-Starved Drug Addicts That Only Receive Hugs When They Bring Home Lots of Cash.