According to a report, Paris Hilton is now "dating" (i.e. boning) British comedian David Walliams, having been on a “string of dates” with him in England.

"They have been friends for a while and met up a lot secretly when Paris was filming her TV show in London," reports the reputable News of the World.

Of Walliams and the non-dumb slut, "They’ve been speaking on the phone a lot and have so much in common. There’s real chemistry between them."

By chemistry, they mean David Walliams enjoys getting laid. We see these two lasting a long time by her standards. Maybe even a full couple of weeks.

This fella has actually been an unlikely, but successful ladies man over the past few years, dating pop star Natalie Imbruglia and glamor model Lauren Budd.

Paris’ turbulent love life history? Well, we know how that goes. With their similar track records, perhaps these two are really made for each other after all.

At least for the next 48 hours or so.