According to Kevin Maher, the former FBI informant whose life is chronicled in the book Cop Without a Badge, maximum security prisoners love to watch Bravo.
Allow us to explain.
In an interview with Star, Maher - the ex-husband of Danielle Staub and the man that outed her shady past in the aforementioned book - expresses disbelief over Staub's decision to publicize her name and location.
"I can't believe Danielle would have allowed herself to go on TV - on a series that basically shows where she lives! - given what she has done in the past," Maher told the tabloid.
If any Colombian drug lords are reading this, Danielle Staub is really sorry for ratting you out.
It's true that Staub was arrested in 1986 as part of an extortion and kidnapping case. It's also true that she avoided jail time by giving up the names of various drug dealers.
But we somehow doubt those convicts are tuned in to The Real Housewives of New Jersey every week. Is this single mother's life really in danger? Yes, Maher claims.
"She helped put a couple of big-time Colombian coke dealers in jail," he said. "These are dangerous men who never forget... and they could be back out on the street now. It’s mind-boggling to me that she’d put herself at risk!"
In unrelated news, Maher also says Staub is a "raging nymphomaniac."