Crystal Harris and The Shannon Twins: Officially Girls Next Door!
by Hilton Hater at .They haven't been having sex with a wrinkly old man for nothing!
After months of waking up with Metamucil in their hair for seemingly no reason, Crystal Harris, Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon are finally getting the official spotlight they signed on for:
Hugh Hefner has confirmed that he and his new trio of women will be filming a new season of The Girls Next Door.
"You are looking at part of the cast here," Hefner told Us Weekly over the weekend, pointing to his girlfriends. "We are going to have a lot of fun."
As supporters of Barack Obama, the Shannon Twins are doing their part to stimulate the economy. They're single-handedly responsible for keeping Viagra in business. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
What can viewers expect on the new edition of the E! reality series, which previously followed around Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt?
"Fun and games!" Hef said.
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Comments (17 Total)
These Girls are Money sucking Jeleous moles... They are no where near as nice and layed back as Holly, Bridget and Kendra.. They are annoying as hell to watch.. Hef I can't believe you let Holly slip away.. Holly loved Hef genuinely unlike these other girls who are only trying to get money and fame.. They are very bitchy and they come across as insecure. They aren't even that pretty anyway. Hef wake up !!!!
OMG i hate this season.. the new girls are so fake and boring and stupid and ugly and i just cant stand it the original girls next door i would watch everyday...even record it if i couldnt. I miss HOLLY BRIDGET AND KENDRA
The ONLY Girls Next Door are Holly, Bridget, and Kendra! I am watching the new show now and it sucks! I hate the twins! They are so boring! H,K, and B were THE girls. As a woman, I want to look like HKB, not the stupid twins! The original GND were hot and sexy, the new girls are boring. Bring back HBK!!!
The Shannon twins are sooooooo ugly and the are actually dumber than Kendra, if that is even possibleb
I just hurriedly purchased the GND series 1-5 b/c I don't want these fugly trio of girls shoved down my throat. Everyone calls them beauties but come on. Pathetic. Hef was smart by keeping Holly,Bridget and Kendra b/c they were slighty older and didn't look as ridiculous as them, especially the umpa lumpa twins. By the way Crystal, you are not the new Holly you are the Holly wanna be. Explain to me how Holly is the old you when she is older. Golddigging trailer trash.