Poor Tila Tequila.

She wants so badly to be the next Kim Kardashian or Spencer Pratt, celebrities that have mastered the art of garnering attention for themselves without actually doing anything noteworthy.

But Tila can't figure out how. Therefore, she resorts to straight up lying. First, she says her and Ray J are totally in love. Next, she Tweets that she's pregnant.

While we can't confirm the falsity of the relationship with everyone's favorite amateur porn director, the bikini photos below prove that Tequila is far from knocked up. They were taken during a recent trip to Granada, Nicaragua...

Click on the images above to enlarge each one, and search for more at Tila's official website.