No matter which celebrity gossip report you choose to believe - and you have a countless number from which to peruse - the bottom line is this:
The future of Jon and Kate Gosselin as a couple is even less promising than that of Jillian Harris and whatever schmo she chooses on The Bachelorette. (No offense, Jake Pavelka.)
While some magazines have announced a divorce date for Jon and Kate, In Touch Weekly says the marriage is already over.
According to Todd Cruz, a friend of Jon's brother and bartender at a Pennsylvania establishment, the Gosselins are only together when cameras are around. It's supposedly been that way for six months.
"He explained it to us at the bar,” Cruz told the tabloid. “He said he was completely miserable and the marriage was pretty much done.”
While Jon has received a lot of criticism for visiting bars and flirting with women, he told Todd that it was Kate's alleged affair with Steve Neild that ended the union.
“Jon said then that he confronted Kate six months ago about her relationship with the bodyguard,” the source said.
We weren't there, but we'd imagine Kate's response was to roll her eyes and tell her husband to stop breathing so loudly.