In a recent interview, Paris Hilton explained why her boyfriend - and Lauren Conrad's ex - Doug Reinhardt won't be appearing on MTV's The Hills in the future.
No, not because the show's star dumped him, but ...
"The show is, like, so lame and fake," she said. "He doesn't want to be a part of it. They make up relationships when they're not there. He just thinks it's lame."
MTV Movie Awards weekend guest hosts and The Hills stars Frankie Delgado and Stephanie Pratt responded to her comments, saying she should apologize.
"Doug's not even on the show, so I don't even understand that," said the annoying sister of Spencer Pratt. "And in real life he is friends with those boys, so it's not fake. I would never call her show dumb, so I think she should apologize."
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Delgado also defended The Hills, saying: "She knows that it's not fake. It's not fake at all. It's as real as it gets. There's no way to create that kind of drama. Nothing can even be scripted like that. Things do happen and they happen for a reason."
But Frankie Delgado did point out that although there's nothing fake about the show, sometimes their friends' personalities may give people that impression.
"Some people ... maybe their personalities are fake. They act fake on the show, but that's what makes it dramatic," Brody's BFF explained. "She should understand it's all entertainment. It's all business ... Paris, it's all business."
So, in conclusion, the show is not fake, but some of the people on it act fake, and that's what makes it dramatic, so therefore it is fake. Thanks, Frankie.