Before they even set foot in Costa Rica, Heidi and Spencer Pratt set out to promote their short - yet dramatic - stint on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.
No, not with Spencer's music video. With a Pizza Hut ad.
The ad, which never aired (shockingly), features The Hills gruesome twosome sitting in a jungle talking about what they'll face on the reality show.
"We'll only be eating jungle food - things we kill with our bare hands," Spencer says. "That's why we're out here only eating leaves and bugs and dirt."
Then a Pizza Hut delivery person interrupts them, Spencer plays dumb, Heidi shows how terrible she is at even reading cue cards, and so on and so on.
Hopefully this video finally concludes Speidi's Celebrity stint, which featured numerous attempts to quit, allegations of torture, Heidi Pratt being hospitalized, and even a feud with Al Roker. Say what you will about them, they keep things interesting.