Paris Hilton has dated so many dudes that some of them didn't even make our recent boyfriend retrospective, which in itself was an impressive list.
That's because for every Doug Reinhardt, some lucky stiff who ransacked Paris' booty back in the day drifts further and further into obscurity.
So who has been the best so far, according to her mom, Kathy Hilton?
“Jason Shaw, he was my favorite,” she said.
Paris Hilton and Jason Shaw were engaged from mid-2002 to early 2003 and he is said to have starred in one of the ho-tel heiress' infamous sex tapes. Obviously.
On the heels of Paris Hilton’s breakup with Doug Reinhardt, her family isn’t quite sure why they broke up, but there are various theories going around, such as him being a douche, using her for fame, and/or cheating on her with Kendahl Beal.
In any event, Kathy longs for a man for her daughter that does his own thing:
“Paris needs to have someone strong enough; Paris is in love with the idea of being in love. It’s important for her to find someone who has their own business.”
For now, no man is with Paris in Dubai, where she has been giving a new meaning to the term camel tow. But we give her single status a couple of hours.