Last week, former teen star Melissa Joan Hart was praying over and over and over again that Farrah Fawcett would not succumb to cancer, which she is battling.
Not out of compassion for the ailing actress and legendary sex symbol, though. Just because she wanted to be on the cover of People Magazine so desperately.
The New York Post says Melissa Joan Hart was overheard at KTLA's studios in L.A., where she was promoting her new candy store (apparently) saying as much.
The former Sabrina, the Teenage Witch star, 33, was overheard saying to someone off-camera she hoped Farrah wouldn't die, so she could stay on the cover.
We wish Farrah Fawcett well and hope she prevails in her fight against cancer ... and not because we're worried about losing a celebrity news magazine cover to her.
Farrah passing away, which seemed fairly likely, given her declining health, would've been big news and bumped Hart's bikini body and weight loss tips off.
That would have been as tragic as it gets - for Hart.
Fortunately for Melissa, she ended up on the cover - and is dressed appropriately for her ultimate destination if she keeps making comments such as this.