Khloe Kardashian Pimps Out Kourtney Kardashian

Move over, Larry Birkhead. There's a new pimp in town!

Aiming to get back at her sister for setting her up on past blind dates, Khloe Kardashian will be hosting a speed dating session in Kourtney's honor this week.

"It's my turn to have a little fun!" Khloe wrote on her blog. "Kourtney hates the 'getting to know you' game, as she calls it, so she NEVER dates! So I decided that it was my responsibility to help my dear sister find a suitable, and sexy, companion. LOL."

This is all just a PR ploy to garner attention for Khloe and Kourtney's upcoming reality show, but still. Kourtney is hot. You never know what might happen.

"All of you eligible bachelors out there, if you think my sister Kourtney is a hot bitch and you want to date her, swing by DASH in Miami this Thursday, June 4th at noon so I can judge ALL of you!"

We'll make you a deal, Khloe: we'll show you ours, if Kourtney promises to show us hers!

After all, isn't that the same arrangement Ray J had with Kim?