"Wussup everyone???? Its the new Mrs. Hank Baskett!!!!!!!!! ahhhh hahah ahahha!! I cant believe im a married woman! yayyyyy. Just wanted to make sure u all remember that theres a brand new episode of KENDRA tonight!"
That was Kendra Wilkinson, celebrating Saturday's fairy tale wedding to Hank Baskett and plugging her reality show last night as only she can. Poignant.
Just be glad you just have to read that and not actually hear her laughing.
No Kendra Wilkinson wedding pictorial has been released, but it was "a wedding fit for a princess" at the L.A. Playboy mansion, according to witnesses.
Here's a nice overhead shot of Hank Baskett marrying Kendra's cleavage ...
BASKETT CATCH: Kendra Wilkinson grabs a man - for life - in Hank.
Among the guests in attendance were Kendra's former boyfriend, Hugh Hefner, his three current girlfriends (the Shannon Twins and Crystal Harris) and scores of other Playboy bunnies he has more than likely boned. Heartwarming.
Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt, who starred with Wilkinson in The Girls Next Door, were bridesmaids. Hefner was originally going to walk her down the aisle, but Wilkinson changed her mind and her brother Colin did the honors.
About 500 guests, including many Philadelphia Eagles teammates of Hank's, in all were on hand as the pair exchanged vows on the front lawn of Kendra's old home.
The newlyweds jetted off to the Caribbean island of St. Lucia for a nine-day honeymoon Sunday. Here's hoping they party with Amy Winehouse while they're there.
Click to enlarge lots more Kendra Wilkinson wedding photos ...