Having filed for divorce and ending her 10-year-marriage just days ago, Kate Gosselin has wasted no time showing husband Jon exactly what he's missing.
Okay, chances are, he's probably pretty psyched that he is missing everything single thing about her, but damn, where'd that bikini body come from, Kate?
Still wearing her wedding ring for some reason, Kate Gosselin sure wasn't hiding from paparazzi as she strutted her stuff outside her Pennsylvania home.
And thanks to both the bikini and the hat, her dead porcupine / reverse mullet weave hair may no longer be her most talked-about feature! Kate 1, Jon 0!
Eight kids and plastic surgeries later, Kate Gosselin walks around in a bikini to get her photo plastered on celebrity sites like this a nice base tan for the summer.
While some would view the crumbling of their household and the summer hiatus of Jon & Kate Plus 8 as a good reason to lay low for awhile, it's nice to see Kate Gosselin is as attention-hungry as ever. Way to set a positive example for the kids!
You don't see Deanna Hummel clamoring for publicity, do you? Oh, wait...
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June 25th, 2009 3:53 PM
So, what, she's not allowed to walk around in her own yard now?? She is at HOME...it's not her fault paparazzi stake out her own house.
June 25th, 2009 4:32 PM
I think Kate should get her self a sitcom,about her and 8 kids,since it would be a sitcom she could be marriec in it,use other kids leave hers out of it.
June 25th, 2009 4:36 PM
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful split,
That started at a picnic,
and lead to the Gossilen's split.
The hostest with the leastest was a mighty proud man,
The hostess with the mostest, goosed and sure.
8 passengers set out that day for a 5 season tour.
A 5 season tour
The marriage started getting rough,
the tiny tups were tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless 8,
the money would be lost.
The money would be lost.
The show set off on vacation fun to pass the episodes away
Two millionaires from PA
The twins they made their way
And finally the tups googled all day.
All while taking trips they could not afford.
Now this is the tale of the Gosselins',
they're here for a long, long time,
they'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill marriage fraud.
The mostest and the leastest too,
will do their very best,
to bully and hate the camera too,
in the master bedroom nest.
Cell phones, Bright lights, seven motor cars,
even a pool in the yard,
like the TLC CEO,
contented as can be.
So join us here each week my freinds,
you're sure to get a smile,
from 10 stranded Gosselin's
here on "Katie's piles."
We leave all our friends on this hiatus,
Perhaps they will be here forevermore.
Maybe a rescue will set them free,
Tune in Aug 3rd and then you will see.
here on "Katie's piles."
June 25th, 2009 4:52 PM
you guys should of stayed togather for the kids cause it will effectthem a great deal it did for me the 2 older girls will have a real hard time and the little ones may not remember it down the road later so please try to work it out for the kids its not far for them not to have both parents togather i didnt have my mom i had my dad only and never saw my mom ever
June 25th, 2009 5:15 PM
24 acres .. 24~ And, every single thing they do is in front of the house and cameras. I'm sure there is plenty of available play and relaxation space around the pool and trees. Jon tried to do that with the crooked houses. He wanted the kids to play in private. But. .nooooooo, even on the day they announce divorce, they can't agree.
TLC says its on a 2 month hiatus? NO WAY on earth will Kate be able to stay out of the spotlight and try to help her kids make their way through their father moving out. She will be Martyr #1 from now on.
And.. when the hell did she get a breast job? She sure spends those kids' money on great stuff. OH YEAH. "the kids need my breast to look better"
Lady.. you say you are afraid your kids might be a little "dysfunctional" from the separation? They were dysfunctional the day you gave birth to them and became their mother!
Also.. about those 24 acres. Couldn't Daddy build a house on those grounds far away from the mansion? Nooo.. he has to have a single guy "pad" in NYC. Yeah, that's convenient for a little person to run to for a hug or just to see Dad.
These parents should have stopped at NO children.
June 25th, 2009 5:45 PM
She would probably feel naked without her ring, so she puts on a too-small bikini top to strut around her yard, and then complains of all the media attention she gets. She has whored out herself and her family and deserves all the negative attention she gets. Bet none of you ever saw Jon parading around his property in his speedo. And what's with the cellulite? Money can take care of that too, but she's probably waiting for a freebie. Sorry, regardless if you are at your own home, if you know the stalker p-people are snapping away just outside your gate, then show some respect for yourself and your kids and put some clothes on. How embarrasing this will all be in years to come.
June 25th, 2009 5:48 PM
An employee wh works in the shoe department at Macys at University Park Mall in Indiana is an exact double for Jon. I almost did a double take when I saw himn and when I mentioned this to him he said it happens quite often that he gets taken for Jon. His name tag says simply "Ting". Thought Jon would like to know this in case he he doesn't want to be found- perhaps he should go see for himself! As for Kate, he is very lucky to be getting out of a back situation- I really hated to see the proram when she constantly put him down and he took it lik a gentleman!
June 25th, 2009 7:39 PM
I think it is a crying shame that Kate has used her children as pawns in all this. She has used them to create her own image, her own millions, her own prestige status... Let alone all the freebies she has goten along the way! All of this just because she had two sets of multiples??? There are alot of big families out there that make due on their own and are doing just fine... But that was never enough for Kate. Kate wanted it all... And for that she sacrificed a great guy and father, her own kids and her dignity... What a shame!
Funny thing is, we would always hear how much she does and how much she loves her family... Yet she would disrespect Jon all the time and as of late looks like her spending time with the kids is more of a chore an obligation then the dotting mommy she likes to play on telivision... What a shame, Good thing Jon got out from under her wrath!
June 26th, 2009 12:11 AM
Kate will eventually go supernova, when the few remaining blind, devoted fans she has (most being man-haters) start getting bored with her ego.
Was it me, or did her little speech on the last show contain about a dozen cliches? (fork in the road, turn the page...etc)
"Sobbed like I've never sobbed before" for the sympathy, yet she's iron-woman on camera...BS!
June 26th, 2009 12:15 AM
Not to be too critical, but what's with five-year-olds still using bibs?!