Jessica Biel is a Gotham Girl

We were jealous enough of Justin Timberlake for getting to sing hilarious songs with Andy Samberg.

But now we look at the following photos of Jessica Biel from Gotham Magazine and we think about the fact that JT gets to go home and hit that every night and we frickin hate the guy so darn much!!!

All that, and the guy is the perpetual holder of Britney Spears' v-card? Life just isn't fair.

In the article, as she often does, Biel seemed to lament her status as a sex symbol.

“I’ve made a mark, all right. But balancing the idea of being very sexy and then also being really attainable, kind of a girl-next door quality, is really important," the actress said, seemingly (fortunately) oblivious to this balance when posing above.