If you thought a Kim Kardashian album was a stupid idea, well, it is. But just the same, the concept of Kim's R&B debut is sounding better by the minute.
After all, can she be worse than Heidi Montag?
The Hills star' new song, "Trash Me," is appropriately titled, since this is undeniably what celebrity gossip sites and music critics will do after hearing it.
It sounds a little like Britney Spears' "If U Seek Amy." Except not good.
We can only hope that Spencer Pratt films a similar, S&M-themed video on his hand-held camera to accompany it. Now that would be worth watching.
Listen to Heidi's terrible new song below ...