Her words, not ours!

In a classy online ad campaign for her E! reality show It's Complicated, Denise Richards boasts of all the wild and crazy stuff she's up to this season.

She of the three boob jobs is pretty psyched to be running it back for a new season, as the ads below make abundantly clear. Complicated, indeed.

Amazingly, her young daughters Sam and Lola do not appear. One wonders if Denise even remembers they exist, with all the jet-setting she's doing.

Just the type of example a mom should be setting. The ad campaign starts out harmlessly enough, but ends in classy fashion. First screen shot ...

The wild thing is back. Okay, that's perfectly normal.

She may fly to Paris on a whim. Hey, stars do that.

Or Rock Vegas on new years. Again, she's a celeb. Fine.

Flaunting your funbags, Denise? Sure you don't want to throw in a c*%t reference for good measure? Real classy. Way to be a positive role model for Sam and Lola.

Sarah Palin is gonna fire off an angry statement any second.