Obama Kills Fly, Talks Financial Regulations

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In a move rivaled only by President George W. Bush’s ducking of two flying Iraqi shoes in December, President Barack Obama dispatched of a pesky fly in mid-air - and mid-interview - sending the insect to an early, but much deserved grave.

Obama tried a diplomatic approach first, warning the fly more than once to get lost. “Get out of here,” he said in no uncertain terms, waving his hands for good measure.

But the President, speaking to CNBC’s John Harwood about the administration’s efforts to improve financial regulation, made the executive decision to act with force.

His razor sharp reflexes kicked in and the matter was resolved.

Who said the guy was weak on defense? Please ...

He's not the only one who can multitask like this. In related news, Sarah Palin is now working on walking and chewing gum at the same time. She's thisclose.

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Whoever wrote this crap is a freakin' idiot. I guess you have to be writing for a Hollywood site.

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