We do not throw that description around lightly, so think about what we're saying here. It takes quite a disaster for the her to impress (depress?) us at this point - even hilariously gaunt, insane Amy Winehouse photos have become routine.
While all her recent concerts seem to conclude with the singer becoming a total slurring mess, this weekend's St. Lucia Jazz festival debacle may still take the cake.
Her camp can blame bad weather and cite "circumstances beyond her control" all they like, but quite simply, this performance ate ass long before it was rained out.
Flashing her underwear, barely being able to stand up and stumbling across the stage, Amy forget words to her own songs and announced, “I’m just kind of bored.”
Watch the video of Mrs. Blake Fielder-Civil below, and ponder whether this is the worst, most premature “comeback” ever, and if she'll live to see 26 in September: