The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 83

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip's Caption Contest - the 83rd edition of our Friday afternoon tradition.

This week's contest photo, featuring Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt in Cannes, yielded several good replies, but we chose the one by ParisSucks.

Simple and effective. Thanks for playing!

Doug Reinhardt checks out Paris Hilton's best side.

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Catch me if you can.

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LOOK MA!!! NO ASS!!!!!

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oo oo oo , check me out monkey boy ;)

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Have I ever told you you have really nice bones?

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"Doug, look like you are worshiping my ass while I pose for the cameras!"

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"Doug, kiss me up here. More people will see!"

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Doug Reinhart checks out Paris Hilton's best side.

Paris Hilton Biography

Ho Train On Us Weekly Cover Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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