Welcome, celebrity gossip and news readers, to The Hollywood Gossip's Caption Contest - the 81st edition of our weekly, Friday afternoon tradition!
When a hot pair of American Idol hopefuls, Allison Iraheta and Danny Gokey, react to a startling piece of news, funny captions abound. But none better and more timely than the one sent in by omg. Check out the winning entry below!
"Carrie prejean posed topless?"
























May 8th, 2009 4:57 PM
carrie prejean posed topless?
May 8th, 2009 4:58 PM
Paula said what now?!
May 8th, 2009 7:44 PM
"Allison, is it true that 'red on top' means a girl has 'fire in the hole?'"
"Not always, Gokey. The only sure-fire way for this gal to have 'fire in the hole' is when I dip my dildo in Tabassco sauce before cramming it into my juice box."
May 8th, 2009 7:47 PM
Danny: You need to hold your jaw like this, so it doesn't lock up when you're going down on a guy.
Allison: So that's how you beat me
May 8th, 2009 7:49 PM
Allison: "Adam's gay?? I've been hitting on him!"
Danny: "He's what??? I showered with him!!!!"
May 8th, 2009 8:14 PM
"Seriously?"
"Seriously."
May 9th, 2009 6:09 AM
Alison: I'm Pregnant
May 9th, 2009 10:47 PM
Danny: Did you take our cake out of the oven?
Allison: I thought you did.