The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 81

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Welcome, celebrity gossip and news readers, to The Hollywood Gossip's Caption Contest - the 81st edition of our weekly, Friday afternoon tradition!

When a hot pair of American Idol hopefuls, Allison Iraheta and Danny Gokey, react to a startling piece of news, funny captions abound. But none better and more timely than the one sent in by omg. Check out the winning entry below!

Clapping for Himself

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"Carrie prejean posed topless?"

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Danny: Did you take our cake out of the oven?
Allison: I thought you did.

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Alison: I'm Pregnant

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"Seriously?"
"Seriously."

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Allison: "Adam's gay?? I've been hitting on him!"
Danny: "He's what??? I showered with him!!!!"

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Danny: You need to hold your jaw like this, so it doesn't lock up when you're going down on a guy. Allison: So that's how you beat me

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"Allison, is it true that 'red on top' means a girl has 'fire in the hole?'" "Not always, Gokey. The only sure-fire way for this gal to have 'fire in the hole' is when I dip my dildo in Tabassco sauce before cramming it into my juice box."

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Paula said what now?!

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carrie prejean posed topless?

American Idol Quotes

Brooke White's tears come from the authentic, good soul that she is. Her heart was breaking because she was overwhelmed with the experience she had with the show and the gift that it brought.

Paula Abdul [after Brooke White was eliminated on season seven]

I read some of this online this morning and just for the record, the rumors — they’re not true. She’s part of our family and we love her.

Ryan Seacrest [on rumor of Paula Abdul being drunk on the show]