On last night's episode of The Hills, the crew returned from vacation and the aftershocks from Brody and Audrina’s Hawaiian hookup were felt throughout SoCal.
In short, Jayde Nicole went ballistic, and may be slightly insane.
Lauren Conrad warned Audrina Patridge early on that Brody Jenner admitted his mistake to his girlfriend, and that a jealous Jayde was far from pleased.
When Jayde found out Audrina was en route to Frankie's Delgado's barbecue, she grew pissed and her Playmate friends started talk of a girl fight.
Brody told her to relax and apologized again, and Frankie tried to cover for him, saying they just fell asleep, but Jayde wasn't buying it - and Audrina's apparent blowing of a kiss in Brody's direction just made things worse.
That led to the first of two Jayde Nicole-Audrina Patridge showdowns.
Audrina claimed she “would never go there” and they just "stayed up talking" that night. But Jayde snapped, “If you sleep in my boyfriend’s bed, something happened,” and proceeded to pound Jägermeister straight from the bottle.
The following night, things got even worse when Stephanie and Audrina hit up the hot club MyHouse even though they knew Jayde would be there with Brody.
Brody told his drunk girlfriend he wouldn’t tell Audrina to leave because they’re friends. “Not anymore,” replied the jealous, slurring Jayde Nicole. Oh, snap.
The Playboy bunny then told her posse of girlfriends - “playmates who bring the drama” - that Brody was just asking for them to get riled up. They obliged.
Jayde's pal Jo got all up in Audrina’s grill. Frankie tried to step in, but Jayde was fuming, calling her names, downing more Jäger and threatening to punch her.
Audrina eventually took a hint and left.
Over brunch the next day, Lauren urged Brody to apologize to Audrina, but he was unwilling. He blamed her for not leaving his room and said he cared more - without a doubt - about where he stood with Jayde than his longtime friend.
LC lamented sacrificing friends for the ones we love.
Meanwhile, in Speidi Land ...
Heidi Montag intercepted a text from Stacie asking Spencer Pratt to meet her at H. Wood, and decided to delete the text, then see if he showed up.
Always better than direct confrontation, right? Right. So off she went, dragging sister and sister-in-law, Holly Montag and Stephanie Pratt, on a stakeout.
Stacie showed up and waved before slipping into the booth for another girl fight. Stacie was quick to assume the same “I’m the single one” stance as Audrina.
Heidi asked her to stop coming after Spencer, saying, “I wish this upon you. One day, I hope you know how it feels to have a conniving girl come into your life.”
Stacie replied that there will always be another Stacie, and that Spencer is the one she should be worrying about, because he's the one in a relationship.
Later, Spencer and Heidi returned to therapy.
Heidi admitted to going through Spencer’s phone, and he accused her of not trusting him. After more passive-aggressive bickering going back-and-forth, the therapist looked exasperated as she could barely get a word in edgewise.
We can't imagine why.
Spencer Pratt later came back for a solo visit and seemed somewhat contrite. He and the therapist came up with a plan for him to “not go out.” That way, if his relationship crashes and burns, he will at least know that he gave it his best.
Since we already know about the Speidi wedding, this plot line is sort of pointless, but his snarky remarks in the sessions almost make it worth it anyway.
Click to enlarge more photos of Brody's girlfriend Jayde, who was actually the Playmate of the Year in 2008 (she was just replaced by Ida Ljungqvist):
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15 Comments
May 25th, 2009 3:31 AM
Jade acted so ridiculously, if she wanted to play the blame game why didnt she look to her own boyfriend first.... both Audrina and Jade are insecure fake breasted bimbos devoid of personality ...wtf is Brody thinking Audrina looks like a donkey and Jade looks like pig ...playboys standards are falling soo incredibly low
May 13th, 2009 12:17 AM
maybe everyone should get off Aud's ass about her being a skank and a slut. Brody didn't help the cause and I think that if it's anyones fault it should be Brody and Aud's. But in the same sense, Aud had a crush on Brody. And we dunno maybe their meant to be together! Why should she have to hide her feelings to make this new love of Brody's feel secure. Maybe Aud needed to get her feelings out on the table. We dont know but either way i dont think she tech. did anything wrong in the way Jayde was claiming. If anything Jayde is just getting what she does for a living thrown in her face! So HA! Brody just wants to be dating a whore anyways because thats what he is.
May 8th, 2009 3:12 PM
Jayde has a right to be mad, and Audrina just egged her on by showing up. Brody and Audrina should be sorry. Audrina deserved worse than what was said she knew he had a girlfriend regardless of whether or not she was single, she's a skank
May 7th, 2009 5:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f91pEmygY0U&feature=channel_page
check that then
xx
May 7th, 2009 12:32 PM
HAHA THAT GIRLS CRAZY AUDRINA IS PREFERD BUT MOST OF THE HILLS POPULATION THIS GIRL COMES IN AND THINKS SHE RULE THE FUKIN PLACE THINK AGAIN SWEETHEART YU FUKIN UGLY PRICK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f91pEmygY0U&feature=channel_page
check that out then
xx
May 7th, 2009 4:19 AM
I can't believe the way people are reacting negatively towards Jayde after this episode. Of course she was pissed off and fighting with Brody, and Audrina was aware of that. But instead of letting them sort things out and cool down and then maybe approach and say something to Jayde (like I'm sorry and I understand you're upset). Audrina wanted them to fight. She flaunted herself in front of Jayde, acted like an arrogant bitch, so sure that her friendship with Brody was more important than his girlfriend.
People forget that Audrina also got in Jayde's face at the bar (nobody held her back, hmmmm) telling her she was crazy and insecure and to get over it because she was. Well, if I were Jayde, Audrina would have been flying off the roof of that bar.
Jayde was upset with both of them, and she was fighting with Brody, so I don't know why people thought he got off easy. On the other hand Audrina continued to say she didn't care about Jayde or how she felt and how she was bad for Brody.
And for the people who think she's a drunk, it's easy to swig a bottle and control how much you actually drink. I didn't see bubbles like the glug glug of a water jug. And just because she posed in Playboy doesn't make her a slut/skank/drunk/bitch. Maybe Audrina is upset she was rejected when she applied.
The producers really took advantage of putting Jayde in the worst possible light. My husband and I so agree that she felt disrespected, and Aud twisted the knife.
And Lo and Lauren love Jayde and are really happy for Brody and also like to party with "the playmates" as well.
Lauren was obviously refering to when Heidi first met Spencer, and he thought she was out of town and he tried to hook up with a playmate.
May 6th, 2009 4:24 PM
Team Audrina 100%
Jayde is crazy!
May 6th, 2009 4:10 PM
Well, I loved the Hills until Heidi desided to be with a stone cold prick and screwed up her relationship with Laurn. I dont have any sympathy for her. And I think that spencer is kniving as they come. I dont like that whole relationship. I think that laurn is the sweetest thing in the world. I hope that she finds a guy that will treat her how she deserves to be treated. Shes a great friend and awesome actress. I think shes worked hard for everything that she has and I hope the rest of her life goes very well for being so kind hearted even through her rough times. To Audrina. Shes a good person at heart. I think she needs to ditch justin bobby forever. we all know that will be tough because you cant pick the one you love. But I think that will come out as time goes on. I think Audrina needs to chill out and just concentrate on her friendships and work and just having fun and not worrying about what everyone else thinks. And Brody.. honestly get a life. Quit dating pornstars or whatever. Its just weird. How does it feel having a girlfriend that fucks other men for a living and shes as big as a tuna can!! mmmm! Good job picking them. At first I think Brody was a good guy and thought him and Laurn would hookup and be happy. But no. She wasnt good enough because shes not in porn. I forgot. Brody your discusting for the record!! Jayde quit showing your tits for a living and get a reaspectful job you whore! And arent you kind of being a hypicrite in a sense? you screw men for a living.. and now your boyfriend screws girls for fun! At least he knows them and its not ALL the time! He would be better off for Audrina anyways. Your a slutty, drunk! Well I dont really have anything else. I said everything. Oh and Heidi how about you face facts your man is a whore also! Maybe Spencer and Jayde should hookup!! There I go! Matchmaker!! Well until next episode!
Love Hana.
May 5th, 2009 10:04 PM
Audrina is the biggest slut around!
May 5th, 2009 10:04 PM
Audrina is such a SLUT. Not to mention completely personanality-devoid. Jeez it's like watching paint dry when she opens her mouth, that is when she's not using it to give that manwhore one. She was all upset when some girl kissed JB at a bar and then gets all indignant that Jayde is upset that she lay her diseased crotch next to her man all night. Double-standards anyone? As for Jayde being crazy, I can't say I know many women who wouldn't do nuts if they found out another girl slept ina guy's bed when she knew he had a girlfriend. At least we can all see what a whore she is. Boring is one thing, but a boring slut...she must be so proud.