On last night's episode of The Hills, the crew returned from vacation and the aftershocks from Brody and Audrina’s Hawaiian hookup were felt throughout SoCal.
In short, Jayde Nicole went ballistic, and may be slightly insane.
Lauren Conrad warned Audrina Patridge early on that Brody Jenner admitted his mistake to his girlfriend, and that a jealous Jayde was far from pleased.
When Jayde found out Audrina was en route to Frankie's Delgado's barbecue, she grew pissed and her Playmate friends started talk of a girl fight.
Brody told her to relax and apologized again, and Frankie tried to cover for him, saying they just fell asleep, but Jayde wasn't buying it - and Audrina's apparent blowing of a kiss in Brody's direction just made things worse.
That led to the first of two Jayde Nicole-Audrina Patridge showdowns.
Audrina claimed she “would never go there” and they just "stayed up talking" that night. But Jayde snapped, “If you sleep in my boyfriend’s bed, something happened,” and proceeded to pound Jägermeister straight from the bottle.
The following night, things got even worse when Stephanie and Audrina hit up the hot club MyHouse even though they knew Jayde would be there with Brody.
Brody told his drunk girlfriend he wouldn’t tell Audrina to leave because they’re friends. “Not anymore,” replied the jealous, slurring Jayde Nicole. Oh, snap.
The Playboy bunny then told her posse of girlfriends - “playmates who bring the drama” - that Brody was just asking for them to get riled up. They obliged.
Jayde's pal Jo got all up in Audrina’s grill. Frankie tried to step in, but Jayde was fuming, calling her names, downing more Jäger and threatening to punch her.
Audrina eventually took a hint and left.
Over brunch the next day, Lauren urged Brody to apologize to Audrina, but he was unwilling. He blamed her for not leaving his room and said he cared more - without a doubt - about where he stood with Jayde than his longtime friend.
LC lamented sacrificing friends for the ones we love.
Meanwhile, in Speidi Land ...
Heidi Montag intercepted a text from Stacie asking Spencer Pratt to meet her at H. Wood, and decided to delete the text, then see if he showed up.
Always better than direct confrontation, right? Right. So off she went, dragging sister and sister-in-law, Holly Montag and Stephanie Pratt, on a stakeout.
Stacie showed up and waved before slipping into the booth for another girl fight. Stacie was quick to assume the same “I’m the single one” stance as Audrina.
Heidi asked her to stop coming after Spencer, saying, “I wish this upon you. One day, I hope you know how it feels to have a conniving girl come into your life.”
Stacie replied that there will always be another Stacie, and that Spencer is the one she should be worrying about, because he's the one in a relationship.
Later, Spencer and Heidi returned to therapy.
Heidi admitted to going through Spencer’s phone, and he accused her of not trusting him. After more passive-aggressive bickering going back-and-forth, the therapist looked exasperated as she could barely get a word in edgewise.
We can't imagine why.
Spencer Pratt later came back for a solo visit and seemed somewhat contrite. He and the therapist came up with a plan for him to “not go out.” That way, if his relationship crashes and burns, he will at least know that he gave it his best.
Since we already know about the Speidi wedding, this plot line is sort of pointless, but his snarky remarks in the sessions almost make it worth it anyway.
Click to enlarge more photos of Brody's girlfriend Jayde, who was actually the Playmate of the Year in 2008 (she was just replaced by Ida Ljungqvist):
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15 Comments
May 5th, 2009 4:33 PM
Jayde is definitely crazy and didn't look that good last night even. guess playboy photoshops even more than you think
May 5th, 2009 8:24 PM
Jayde wasn't crazy. Any other girl would have whooped Audrina's skankasaurus ass. Brody hit it and quit it, same as he's done every other girl since the beginning of time and Audrina got what she deserved for messing with a manwhore who has a girlfriend.
May 5th, 2009 8:27 PM
audrina is a dickhead. something obviously happened, brody even admitted it!
May 5th, 2009 8:29 PM
Agreed- Audrina def got what she deserves...why did she go after Brody when she KNEW he had a girlfriend. Such a slut.
May 5th, 2009 8:35 PM
Jayde's a plastic jealous insecure person who went borderline psycho last night. She certainly didn't act like an adult...I'd almost compare her to Spencer. Let's all remember that it takes two to tango and it's not just Audrina's fault therefore she shouldn't be the one being called names and whatever else. Brody should have stepped up if for any other reason then because Jayde was acting like a 2 year old and if I were him I would be incredibly embarassed. It's certainly not between anyone but Brody, Jayde and Audrina and it's pretty immature for Jayde to get her playboy peeps involved in a beat down. It's always the girl who's a slut and never the guy...Brody was in that bed too and let's not forget Brody came into that room after Audrina was already in there. Bottom line...good TV, Jayde immature insecure, Audrina whatever and Brody pussy whooped....next Spencer perhaps.
May 5th, 2009 10:04 PM
Audrina is such a SLUT. Not to mention completely personanality-devoid. Jeez it's like watching paint dry when she opens her mouth, that is when she's not using it to give that manwhore one. She was all upset when some girl kissed JB at a bar and then gets all indignant that Jayde is upset that she lay her diseased crotch next to her man all night. Double-standards anyone? As for Jayde being crazy, I can't say I know many women who wouldn't do nuts if they found out another girl slept ina guy's bed when she knew he had a girlfriend. At least we can all see what a whore she is. Boring is one thing, but a boring slut...she must be so proud.
May 5th, 2009 10:04 PM
Audrina is the biggest slut around!
May 6th, 2009 4:10 PM
Well, I loved the Hills until Heidi desided to be with a stone cold prick and screwed up her relationship with Laurn. I dont have any sympathy for her. And I think that spencer is kniving as they come. I dont like that whole relationship. I think that laurn is the sweetest thing in the world. I hope that she finds a guy that will treat her how she deserves to be treated. Shes a great friend and awesome actress. I think shes worked hard for everything that she has and I hope the rest of her life goes very well for being so kind hearted even through her rough times. To Audrina. Shes a good person at heart. I think she needs to ditch justin bobby forever. we all know that will be tough because you cant pick the one you love. But I think that will come out as time goes on. I think Audrina needs to chill out and just concentrate on her friendships and work and just having fun and not worrying about what everyone else thinks. And Brody.. honestly get a life. Quit dating pornstars or whatever. Its just weird. How does it feel having a girlfriend that fucks other men for a living and shes as big as a tuna can!! mmmm! Good job picking them. At first I think Brody was a good guy and thought him and Laurn would hookup and be happy. But no. She wasnt good enough because shes not in porn. I forgot. Brody your discusting for the record!! Jayde quit showing your tits for a living and get a reaspectful job you whore! And arent you kind of being a hypicrite in a sense? you screw men for a living.. and now your boyfriend screws girls for fun! At least he knows them and its not ALL the time! He would be better off for Audrina anyways. Your a slutty, drunk! Well I dont really have anything else. I said everything. Oh and Heidi how about you face facts your man is a whore also! Maybe Spencer and Jayde should hookup!! There I go! Matchmaker!! Well until next episode!
Love Hana.
May 6th, 2009 4:24 PM
Team Audrina 100%
Jayde is crazy!
May 7th, 2009 4:19 AM
I can't believe the way people are reacting negatively towards Jayde after this episode. Of course she was pissed off and fighting with Brody, and Audrina was aware of that. But instead of letting them sort things out and cool down and then maybe approach and say something to Jayde (like I'm sorry and I understand you're upset). Audrina wanted them to fight. She flaunted herself in front of Jayde, acted like an arrogant bitch, so sure that her friendship with Brody was more important than his girlfriend.
People forget that Audrina also got in Jayde's face at the bar (nobody held her back, hmmmm) telling her she was crazy and insecure and to get over it because she was. Well, if I were Jayde, Audrina would have been flying off the roof of that bar.
Jayde was upset with both of them, and she was fighting with Brody, so I don't know why people thought he got off easy. On the other hand Audrina continued to say she didn't care about Jayde or how she felt and how she was bad for Brody.
And for the people who think she's a drunk, it's easy to swig a bottle and control how much you actually drink. I didn't see bubbles like the glug glug of a water jug. And just because she posed in Playboy doesn't make her a slut/skank/drunk/bitch. Maybe Audrina is upset she was rejected when she applied.
The producers really took advantage of putting Jayde in the worst possible light. My husband and I so agree that she felt disrespected, and Aud twisted the knife.
And Lo and Lauren love Jayde and are really happy for Brody and also like to party with "the playmates" as well.
Lauren was obviously refering to when Heidi first met Spencer, and he thought she was out of town and he tried to hook up with a playmate.