The Best of Jessica Simpson Fashion

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You'll notice that in this gallery of Jessica Simpson fashion statements, the outfits seem to have one thing in common. Sometimes two things, but there is a theme.

Let's just say Joe Simpson knows how to sell records.

Seriously, this is how you stay relevant for a decade and counting despite no discernible trace of talent. Wow. This is high fashion at its finest, ladies and gentlemen.

Click to enlarge the Jessica Simpson pictures below and gasp in awe at some of the alleged singer's style choices. NOTE: We don't recommend doing so in public.

  • Bust-Boosting Dress
  • Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo
  • Hi Girls!
  • Plunging Neckline
  • Jessica Struts Her Stuff
  • Nice Rack
  • Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever
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This alleged fashion designer always looks so tacky.

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I love Jessica's collection of shoes handbags, etc. She is a gorgeous girl & a sweetheart. I buy her stuff all the time. Very chic & classy!!!

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I can't believe she represents a clothing line. She's a walking example of what not to wear. She is so gross and her name on a label would send me running in the opposite direction. She's still fat too.

Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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