What magical dates await Jillian Harris on The Bachelorette?

What difficult decisions will the Canadian cutie have to make?

How many of the 30 potential suitors that step out of the limo that first night are going to lead with hot dog / mustard jokes?

Probably plenty. But no matter what, you know two things for a fact:

1. Chris Harrison's pimp-like role will not be challenged. He is king. Step off.
2. Tensions will mount and sparks will fly as the gentlemen vie for the first impression rose and every one thereafter.

The Bachelorette is back, people!

Who are the lucky 30 men who will fight for Jillian Harris?

We're just 11 days away from meeting the guys on the fifth season premiere - and The Bachelorette spoilers abound as to what happens that night.

According to an ABC press release, those lucky stiffs are, in alphabetical order:

• Adam, 27, Olympic cyclist from Long Beach, CA.
• Brad, 27, financial advisor from Chicago, IL.
• Brian, 32, IT consultant from Atlanta, GA.
• Bryan, 28, high school coach from Lawton, OK.
• Bryce, 31, furniture dealer from Ft. Lauderdale, FL.
• Caleb, 27, photographer, Nashville, TN.
• David, 27, trucking contractor from Dayton, OH.
• Ed, 29, technology consultant from Chicago, IL.
• Greg, 31, entrepreneur from Scottdale, AZ.
• Jake, 31, commercial pilot from Dallas, TX.
• Jesse, 27, wine maker from Carmel Valley, CA.
• John H., 27, branding consultant from Boise, ID.
• John P., 29, marketing specialist from South Norwalk, CT.
• Josh, 25, lifeguard from Newport Beach, CA.
• Juan, 35, general contractor from Santa Monica, CA.
• Julien, 34, restauranteur from San Diego, CA.
• Kiptyn, 31, business developer from Encinitas, CA.
• Kyle, 26, graphic designer from Brooklyn, NY.
• Mark, 26, pizza entrepreneur from Denver, CO.
• Mathue, 26, personal trainer from Wichita, KS.
• Michael, 25, break dance instructor from Astoria, NY.
• Mike, 28, baseball camp owner from New York, NY.
• Reid, 30, realtor from Philadelphia, PA.
• Robby, 25, bartender from Spring, TX.
• Sasha, 27, oil and gas consultant from Tiki Island, TX.
• Simon, 26, soccer coach from Bradford, England
• Stephen, 30, lawyer from New York, NY.
• Tanner F., 28, sales representative from Derby, KS.
• Tanner P., 30, financial analyst from Dallas, TX.
• Wes, 32, musician from Austin, TX.

Any early favorites? Who sounds intriguing to you? And who the heck spells their name Mathue? We'll find out soon enough. For now, click through this new batch of Jillian Harris photos and gaze upon the fine Canadian export ...